Hello everyone...I'm Ophelia. I'm really too busy pining over Hamlet to do this blog thing but I'll try and make some time in between my mourning and grieving from the grave...thats right, I'm dead. And no one knows how....that's for me to know, and you to never find out. I enjoy sighing, listening to saddening music, writing poems about my lost love, reading poems about lost love, thinking about Hamlet, singing about lost love, and eating bon bons.
Yo its Achilles in the house, and I'm back from the dead. I was a soldier in the Trojan War. I was on the Greek side. I was blessed with being invicible except for my achilles heel, and yeah that sucks.
hi im calypso i live alone on an island, its very lonely : ( when odysseus appeared one day, i fell in love and forced him to stay. he lived with me for many years, but sadly, he never loved me. i could tell he was unhappy; he wanted to return to his family in Ithaca. eventually the gods told me to let him go, and i helped him build a ship to sail home. i enjoy seducing people in general. thats about it.
Hello everyone, my name is Jim. I am Hucks companion as he travels down the river. People consider me to be very superstitious and religious. I have a wife but we are now separated. I live in Mississippi and enjoy fishing on the river. I used to be a slave on Miss Watson's Plantation but I escaped.
Hi everybody, my name is Peneolpe. I am married to Odysseus and we have a son named Telemachus. My hobbies include weaving and tricking suitors who live in my house with my weaving. The sutiors took up most of my time but now that Odysseus killed them I will have time to blog.
Hello, my name is Poseidon. I am known as the god of the seas and earthquakes and the person who prevented Odysseus from returning to Ithaca. I have two brothers but I only hang out with my brother Zeus. And currently I am single and looking...
Hi, I'm Nausicaa, the daughter of King Alcinous. I am the princess of the Phaecians. I enjoy playing in the river with my handmaidens and finding Odysseus bare naked. I enjoy long, warm, bubble baths, squirrels, frogs and elves. Im thinking about adopting a nymph.
heyyy its gertrude here. I'm the queen of denmark and hamlet's mother. i love shopping for fine clothing, soft pillows, warm baths, being waited on and looking at myself in the mirror... some people say i'm shallow, but i just don't see it...
Hello, my name is Zeus. For those of you that don't know me, I rule the immortal gods at Olympus. I enjoy toying with the fates of mortals such as Oedipus and Odysseus, which often includes a combination of lighting bolts and a variety of curses. My brother Poseidon rules the seas and is often trouble, but I can usually settle these altercations.
sup tuan phan...my name is will and i was an english poet and playwright, and am known as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's dramatist. I wrote mainly tradegies until 1608, producing plays such as Hamlet, King Lear, and Macbeth. Many people thought I was gay...but to this day it still remains a mystery. According to wikipedia, my plays are "highly popular today and are consistently performed and reinterpreted in diverse cultural and political contexts throughout the world."
Hi I'm Odysseus and I'm h4x0r @ killing suitors w/ bows and arrows. I've been @ sea for a long time, killed suitors taking over my estate, and I finally get to rest so in my spare time I'm blogging
hello! it's eumaeus, your friendly neighbourhood goatherder. i take being friendly very seriously. i'm ridiculously friendly. and i miss my king... a lot. ridiculously a lot. so bring him back home, if you please. it kinda sucks to look over at his palace and see all the suitors hanging out, eating my pigs, being sinful, insulting odysseus... i'd reallly love to see this fixed. bring him HOME! much love, eumaeus.
My name is Miss Watson and I am a widow. I am a sister of Huck's main guardian and I am strict and obnoxious. I tried to instill religion and discipline in Huck and I acted as a mother figure in the book.
Howdy. I'm Homer, I wrote the sweet epic poems,The Odyssey and The Illiad. Some people hate on me sayin I didn't really come up with the poems, but rather they were part of oral tradition in Greek Culture. But I know that I wrote them. So don't hate Appreciate.
I'm the well-known seer, burdened with the truth even now from the land of the dead.
I showed the truth to many in my day; troubled Oedipus--poor man, destined by fate to kill his father and marry his mother. I continue my job even here, as no more than a spirit; I saw Odysseus himself, that great man, and advised him on his voyage home. He might not have made it without me.
Please, don't ask me for advise. Knowing the truth is enough of a burden, I'd rather try to forget it than share it with everyone.
But I'll drop in some wise words on this blog from time to time, cause you're a good deserving bunch.
hey, what up. It's telemachus. Odysseus's son. I met athena and we went around and tried to find my father, didn't really work out. w/e. but he finally came back after 20 years, and he had an intense journy. Then we both decied to kill the suitors and and bring glory back to our palace. -yA bOy -- Telemachus. Represent.
Hello, it's Hamlet here. I can't believe my mother married that horrible man, Claudius. My uncle! I especially hate him because my deceased father came back from the dead and told me that he was murdered by Claudius. I cannot stand this man or my mother. She has betrayed me and the rest of her family. I just want to break something to pieces right now! Sorry, I should be thoughtful and philosophical, but the thought of someone killing my father...
Howdy ya'll. My name is Huckleberry Finn, "Huck" for short. I am an orphan and I live with Miss Watson. She tries so hard to keep me from having fun. My father is even worse than her. He does nothing but drink all day and I need to get away from it all. I know that I can survive on my own in the world and that I am very independent. My only want is to get out of this place and travel all the way up and down the Mississippi with my friend Jim. I'll catch ya'll later. I'm outtie.
Polonius was a character from Shakespeare's Hamlet. He was the father of Ophelia and Laertes, and his role in the play is controversial in its significance. He has a few famous lines including "To thine own self be true," and "Brevity is the soul of wit." He was a classic overbearing father who cared more about his social standing then the best interests of others. He was worried that his daughter's relationship with Hamlet would make the king dislike him and so he tells Ophelia to stay away from Hamlet. He continues to spy on Hamlet, and eventually winds up dead by Hamlet's knife because of his prying. His death incites anger with Ophelia, and a need for revenge for Laertes.
I was born Samuel Langhornen Clemens on November 30, 1835, in Florida, Missouri. I was one of seven children born to John Marshal and Jane Lampton Clemens. During my life I was known as an American humorist, satirist, lecturer and writer. My two most famous novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. I was a vegetarian and was opposed to vivisection of any kind. I married my wife, Olivia Langon, in February 1870 in New York. Together we had four children; Langdon, Susy, Clara, and Jean. My dear wife Olivia died in 1904, and I followed her six years after on April 12, 1910 of a heart attack in Redding, Connecticut.
Polonius was a character from Shakespeare's Hamlet. He was the father of Ophelia and Laertes, and his role in the play is controversial in its significance. He has a few famous lines including "To thine own self be true," and "Brevity is the soul of wit." He was a classic overbearing father who cared more about his social standing then the best interests of others. He was worried that his daughter's relationship with Hamlet would make the king dislike him and so he tells Ophelia to stay away from Hamlet. He continues to spy on Hamlet, and eventually winds up dead by Hamlet's knife because of his prying. His death incites anger with Ophelia, and a need for revenge for Laertes.
Hello, Im Agamemnon and i was the son of Atreus king of Mycenae and brother of Menelaus. I was king of Argos and leader of the greek army during the troan war.
Hi everyone. I'm Pallas Athena, although many of you know me as just plain Athena. I am the patron goddess of Athens, goddess of crafts, and goddess of wisdom. As a war goddess, I helped take down the Trojans, siding with the Greeks, in the Trojan War. Oh! Let's not forget Odysseus. I finally managed to get him back home to Ithaca where I helped him defeat the suitors that were tryint o court his wife, Penelope. Nice to meet you all!
Hey guys, it's Horatio, and I'm one of the only characters that live in Hamlet (which is pretty sweet). I was Hamlets best friend, and I was there when he saw the ghost, and when Ophelia went crazy. I've been though a lot with Hamlet, and I was going to die for him, because that's what people from Wittenberg University do.
Hi everyone, I'm Polyphemus the cyclops. I reside on an island near Greece, and I live in a cave by myself. I usually spend my days hearding sheep and eating cheese. I am usually a hospitable host for anybody, but when people (aka Odysseus and company) eat my cheese and drink my wine, I can get very cranky. Right now I am blind because Odysseus stabbed me in the eye with a very sharp object. I don't see anybody very often, so I get very lonely.
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Hello everyone...I'm Ophelia. I'm really too busy pining over Hamlet to do this blog thing but I'll try and make some time in between my mourning and grieving from the grave...thats right, I'm dead. And no one knows how....that's for me to know, and you to never find out. I enjoy sighing, listening to saddening music, writing poems about my lost love, reading poems about lost love, thinking about Hamlet, singing about lost love, and eating bon bons.
Yo its Achilles in the house, and I'm back from the dead. I was a soldier in the Trojan War. I was on the Greek side. I was blessed with being invicible except for my achilles heel, and yeah that sucks.
hi im calypso
i live alone on an island, its very lonely : (
when odysseus appeared one day, i fell in love and forced him to stay.
he lived with me for many years, but sadly, he never loved me.
i could tell he was unhappy; he wanted to return to his family in Ithaca.
eventually the gods told me to let him go, and i helped him build a ship to sail home.
i enjoy seducing people in general. thats about it.
Polyphemus...can we please keep this appropriate? My delicate mind can't take the subjects you are alluding to...
That polyphemus dude is a real hotty.
Hello everyone, my name is Jim. I am Hucks companion as he travels down the river. People consider me to be very superstitious and religious. I have a wife but we are now separated. I live in Mississippi and enjoy fishing on the river. I used to be a slave on Miss Watson's Plantation but I escaped.
Hi everybody, my name is Peneolpe.
I am married to Odysseus and we have a son named Telemachus. My hobbies include weaving and tricking suitors who live in my house with my weaving. The sutiors took up most of my time but now that Odysseus killed them I will have time to blog.
Hello, my name is Poseidon. I am known as the god of the seas and earthquakes and the person who prevented Odysseus from returning to Ithaca. I have two brothers but I only hang out with my brother Zeus. And currently I am single and looking...
- Sincerely,
Your neighborhood Poseidon
Hi, I'm Nausicaa, the daughter of King Alcinous. I am the princess of the Phaecians. I enjoy playing in the river with my handmaidens and finding Odysseus bare naked. I enjoy long, warm, bubble baths, squirrels, frogs and elves. Im thinking about adopting a nymph.
heyyy its gertrude here. I'm the queen of denmark and hamlet's mother. i love shopping for fine clothing, soft pillows, warm baths, being waited on and looking at myself in the mirror... some people say i'm shallow, but i just don't see it...
Hello, my name is Zeus. For those of you that don't know me, I rule the immortal gods at Olympus. I enjoy toying with the fates of mortals such as Oedipus and Odysseus, which often includes a combination of lighting bolts and a variety of curses. My brother Poseidon rules the seas and is often trouble, but I can usually settle these altercations.
Zeus
sup tuan phan...my name is will and i was an english poet and playwright, and am known as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's dramatist. I wrote mainly tradegies until 1608, producing plays such as Hamlet, King Lear, and Macbeth. Many people thought I was gay...but to this day it still remains a mystery. According to wikipedia, my plays are "highly popular today and are consistently performed and reinterpreted in diverse cultural and political contexts throughout the world."
Hi I'm Odysseus and I'm h4x0r @ killing suitors w/ bows and arrows. I've been @ sea for a long time, killed suitors taking over my estate, and I finally get to rest so in my spare time I'm blogging
hello! it's eumaeus, your friendly neighbourhood goatherder. i take being friendly very seriously. i'm ridiculously friendly.
and i miss my king... a lot. ridiculously a lot. so bring him back home, if you please. it kinda sucks to look over at his palace and see all the suitors hanging out, eating my pigs, being sinful, insulting odysseus... i'd reallly love to see this fixed. bring him HOME!
much love, eumaeus.
My name is Miss Watson and I am a widow. I am a sister of Huck's main guardian and I am strict and obnoxious. I tried to instill religion and discipline in Huck and I acted as a mother figure in the book.
Howdy. I'm Homer, I wrote the sweet epic poems,The Odyssey and The Illiad. Some people hate on me sayin I didn't really come up with the poems, but rather they were part of oral tradition in Greek Culture. But I know that I wrote them.
So don't hate
Appreciate.
-Homer
I'm Tiresias.
I'm the well-known seer, burdened with the truth even now from the land of the dead.
I showed the truth to many in my day; troubled Oedipus--poor man, destined by fate to kill his father and marry his mother. I continue my job even here, as no more than a spirit; I saw Odysseus himself, that great man, and advised him on his voyage home. He might not have made it without me.
Please, don't ask me for advise. Knowing the truth is enough of a burden, I'd rather try to forget it than share it with everyone.
But I'll drop in some wise words on this blog from time to time, cause you're a good deserving bunch.
:)
hey, what up.
It's telemachus.
Odysseus's son.
I met athena and we went around and tried to find my father, didn't really work out. w/e. but he finally came back after 20 years, and he had an intense journy. Then we both decied to kill the suitors and and bring glory back to our palace.
-yA bOy -- Telemachus.
Represent.
Hello, it's Hamlet here. I can't believe my mother married that horrible man, Claudius. My uncle! I especially hate him because my deceased father came back from the dead and told me that he was murdered by Claudius. I cannot stand this man or my mother. She has betrayed me and the rest of her family. I just want to break something to pieces right now! Sorry, I should be thoughtful and philosophical, but the thought of someone killing my father...
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so from what i've been told, i herd swine.
MY APOLOGIES, GRETCHEN.
whatever i herd, i herd very well. and then the fattest ones go to the suitors.
Howdy ya'll. My name is Huckleberry Finn, "Huck" for short. I am an orphan and I live with Miss Watson. She tries so hard to keep me from having fun. My father is even worse than her. He does nothing but drink all day and I need to get away from it all. I know that I can survive on my own in the world and that I am very independent. My only want is to get out of this place and travel all the way up and down the Mississippi with my friend Jim. I'll catch ya'll later. I'm outtie.
Polonius was a character from Shakespeare's Hamlet. He was the father of Ophelia and Laertes, and his role in the play is controversial in its significance. He has a few famous lines including "To thine own self be true," and "Brevity is the soul of wit." He was a classic overbearing father who cared more about his social standing then the best interests of others. He was worried that his daughter's relationship with Hamlet would make the king dislike him and so he tells Ophelia to stay away from Hamlet. He continues to spy on Hamlet, and eventually winds up dead by Hamlet's knife because of his prying. His death incites anger with Ophelia, and a need for revenge for Laertes.
I was born Samuel Langhornen Clemens on November 30, 1835, in Florida, Missouri. I was one of seven children born to John Marshal and Jane Lampton Clemens. During my life I was known as an American humorist, satirist, lecturer and writer. My two most famous novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. I was a vegetarian and was opposed to vivisection of any kind. I married my wife, Olivia Langon, in February 1870 in New York. Together we had four children; Langdon, Susy, Clara, and Jean. My dear wife Olivia died in 1904, and I followed her six years after on April 12, 1910 of a heart attack in Redding, Connecticut.
Polonius was a character from Shakespeare's Hamlet. He was the father of Ophelia and Laertes, and his role in the play is controversial in its significance. He has a few famous lines including "To thine own self be true," and "Brevity is the soul of wit." He was a classic overbearing father who cared more about his social standing then the best interests of others. He was worried that his daughter's relationship with Hamlet would make the king dislike him and so he tells Ophelia to stay away from Hamlet. He continues to spy on Hamlet, and eventually winds up dead by Hamlet's knife because of his prying. His death incites anger with Ophelia, and a need for revenge for Laertes.
Hello, Im Agamemnon and i was the son of Atreus king of Mycenae and brother of Menelaus. I was king of Argos and leader of the greek army during the troan war.
Hi everyone. I'm Pallas Athena, although many of you know me as just plain Athena. I am the patron goddess of Athens, goddess of crafts, and goddess of wisdom. As a war goddess, I helped take down the Trojans, siding with the Greeks, in the Trojan War. Oh! Let's not forget Odysseus. I finally managed to get him back home to Ithaca where I helped him defeat the suitors that were tryint o court his wife, Penelope. Nice to meet you all!
just so ya know, Eumaeus was pretty much my fave character.
swine, pigs, goats...what's the difference?
doesn't matter to me, miss kelsey. i still like eumaeus.
:)
Hey guys, it's Horatio, and I'm one of the only characters that live in Hamlet (which is pretty sweet). I was Hamlets best friend, and I was there when he saw the ghost, and when Ophelia went crazy. I've been though a lot with Hamlet, and I was going to die for him, because that's what people from Wittenberg University do.
Hi everyone, I'm Polyphemus the cyclops. I reside on an island near Greece, and I live in a cave by myself. I usually spend my days hearding sheep and eating cheese. I am usually a hospitable host for anybody, but when people (aka Odysseus and company) eat my cheese and drink my wine, I can get very cranky. Right now I am blind because Odysseus stabbed me in the eye with a very sharp object. I don't see anybody very often, so I get very lonely.
bye bye!
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